I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Best Friend Zone
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
i need to know for school
And I was there for you
When you were lonely
I was there when you were bad
I was there when you were sad
Now it’s my time of need
I’m thinking, do I have to plead to get you by my side?
Moral of the story, don’t touch your eyes with peppers. It burns. Horribly.
no image has ever described my life quite so well
I think about food a lot.