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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. 

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. 

domics:

Best Friend Zone

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

The struggle is real. 

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

Belle & Sebastian - I'm A Cuckoo
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And I was there for you
When you were lonely
I was there when you were bad
I was there when you were sad
Now it’s my time of need
I’m thinking, do I have to plead to get you by my side?

tastefullyoffensive:

[video]

Moral of the story, don’t touch your eyes with peppers. It burns. Horribly. 

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

noobtheloser:

I think about food a lot.